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[Apr. 13th, 2009|06:59 pm] |
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I am still alive, and cooler then you. |
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[Jan. 4th, 2009|02:57 pm] |
Dear women of the world,
Jordan Denomy has given up on you.
That is all. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|11:14 am] |
I officially hate working with film. I was supposed to do a project this weekend( nothing major just about 25% of my total mark), and every possible thing that could have fucked up, did fuck up. Not to mention some dumb drunk cunt probably destroyed our film, AND I now have to call in to work and say I can't work next weekend since I need to redo the whole fucking project, and thus will probably not be able to work outside of holidays.
I can't wait for a month away from this place, and the completely retarded drama ( and generally retarded people). |
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[Oct. 13th, 2008|11:34 am] |
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Oshawa has officially become the place I am going to avoid coming to as much as possible. What a shit weekend. |
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[Oct. 10th, 2008|12:07 am] |
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I am home saturday night. What the merry fuck are you Oshawa kids doing on saturday and sunday night? I need an excuse to drink bottled beer for the first time in two months haha. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2008|02:31 pm] |
Who the fuck has an outdoor kegger in October?
Some guy tried to fight my friend last night, and backed off the second he found out I was friends with the other guy. It's hilarious because I was wasted as fuck and walked out dancing to this guy's stereo, and proceed to keep dancing while he tried to convince me that " I'll kick your ass" when refering to my friend really means " I enjoy your style, and wish to continue in the opposing direction of wherever you are going" haha.
I met a really hot girl in res...who doesn't even go here. Most upsetting.
Pumped to come home this coming weekend.
Video production projects are lame as fuck. |
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[Sep. 10th, 2008|04:15 pm] |
Part of my first written submission in script writing class. About a guy Drew with a split personality of a sociopath called Smiley ( smiley is the guy talking in the piece). Can't WAIT for when they let us write full scripts.
Have you ever heard the story of Oedipus? Killed his father, fucked his mother, tore his
eyes out in disgust? Great little yarn if you haven’t heard it yet. I have a similar story, not
so much about incest, but more so...disgust. You see Drew was real angry this one
night, going on about committing suicide and ending it all ( it’s a habit of his). Usually
he’s all talk but this one time the bastard actually pulled the trigger, and guess what? No
bullets! So he gets all in a rage and punches this mirror. Now I’m taken a back by this
weird pain. So I say to Drew “ show me you’re hand”. “ What?” he replies, and I repeat
again “ show me your hand”. So he brings it up and the damn thing is perfectly fine, not
a scratch. And I look down at my hand...and I look at Drew’s hand, and my hand is
completely torn up, blood, glass, the works. You see, that’s when I finally figured it out.
I’m not Drew’s split personality...he’s mine. My own mind is scared of itself, so it created
Drew, and told itself that he was the good guy, and that I was just some crazy defect in
his head. That’s the real reason Oedipus tore out his eyes. Because, he couldn’t stand
what he saw in himself. |
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[Sep. 9th, 2008|05:50 pm] |
Booze, coffee, late nights, near fist fights, near evictions, destroyed lounges, drunken shit talking, a thousand fucking tattoo stories, thousand more Lucky cans littering the hallways, and having classes with some of the coolest teachers ever= college thus far.
I'll be back in the dirty shwa not this weekend but the next depending on my workload. Any and all people still residing there need to come hang out. |
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[Sep. 5th, 2008|08:10 pm] |
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Miss you fuckers. Be back soon. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2008|03:35 pm] |
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College fucking rules. |
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[Aug. 24th, 2008|08:29 am] |
Joe:
Come get your wallet tonight. No one will be home til at least 5. Come after that. |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|04:36 pm] |
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I'm not terribly impressed by The Kings of Nuthin's new material. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2008|05:06 pm] |
I leave for Toronto in 4 days. Dorm sluts and keggers here I come.
I bought a mac book pro, and a snobby carrying bag. I plan to just carry the empty bag around most days to prove to people that I am in fact vastly superior to them in hipness. I thought about maybe carrying a starbucks late, and wearing sweater vests, but I think my body may start rejecting itself.
Dexter Season 2 plus a pot of coffee= good way to spend a wednesday night. |
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[Aug. 18th, 2008|02:13 pm] |
Facts of life from Jordan Denomy:
Lesson 1- Frat boys
Apparently if a group of Frat Boys confront you, outnumber you 5 to 1, and you still stand your ground face to face with them, and leave because all they want to do is talk shit to you and not have the balls to throw a punch that makes you a " bitch".
Guelph was fun until bar sluts, and prep boys decided to come where they didn't belong. I still laugh that despite what they thought I did no one threw a punch at me. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2008|04:36 pm] |
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Jordan Denomy has a G2. May God have mercy on us all. |
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[Aug. 6th, 2008|08:50 pm] |
It's slowly dawning on me that I will be moving into residence in three weeks. If I come back as a sandal wearing, shag haired sporting, " guy looking for a good time" please kick my ass.
I have come to the conclusion that I may be intimidating to people in rez, and thus want to let them know that I am in fact an approachable fun guy. I'm thinking Hawaiin shirts?
A new girl started at work today. She is ugly. Morale has never been lower. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|02:36 pm] |
For those of you limp wristed mongoloids that either don't have facebook, or go on this more for some reason. Deck party. My place. Sunday night. Be there.
P.S. My deck is bigger then your deck. That is all. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2008|04:44 pm] |
Apparently getting knocked up at 21 is all the rage now. It's good to see they are excited about it though, otherwise the reality will set in and they will become crippled with depression when they realize their lives are over. WHOO HOO! I'M PREGNANT! I wasn't really into that whole " hopes and dreams" thing anyway.
I learned a lot of things last night. Mainly that Joe is impervious to choke holds, and elevated driveways will always thwart my drunken dashes to get shotgun.
Orono is a really nice town. Aside from strange young kids with dread locks. If you let your son get dreadlocks, you have failed as a parent. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|04:15 pm] |
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The Dark Knight wrecked my shit. |
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[Jul. 16th, 2008|04:36 pm] |
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Work continues to kick my ass. That is all. |
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