king_of_nuthin

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 22:59:57 GMT

I am still alive, and cooler then you.

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 19:58:42 GMT

Dear women of the world,

Jordan Denomy has given up on you.
That is all.

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:21:59 GMT

I officially hate working with film. I was supposed to do a project this weekend( nothing major just about 25% of my total mark), and every possible thing that could have fucked up, did fuck up. Not to mention some dumb drunk cunt probably destroyed our film, AND I now have to call in to work and say I can't work next weekend since I need to redo the whole fucking project, and thus will probably not be able to work outside of holidays.

I can't wait for a month away from this place, and the completely retarded drama ( and generally retarded people).

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:42:19 GMT

Oshawa has officially become the place I am going to avoid coming to as much as possible. What a shit weekend.

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:08:41 GMT

I am home saturday night. What the merry fuck are you Oshawa kids doing on saturday and sunday night? I need an excuse to drink bottled beer for the first time in two months haha.

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 18:42:58 GMT

Who the fuck has an outdoor kegger in October?

Some guy tried to fight my friend last night, and backed off the second he found out I was friends with the other guy. It's hilarious because I was wasted as fuck and walked out dancing to this guy's stereo, and proceed to keep dancing while he tried to convince me that " I'll kick your ass" when refering to my friend really means " I enjoy your style, and wish to continue in the opposing direction of wherever you are going" haha.

I met a really hot girl in res...who doesn't even go here. Most upsetting.

Pumped to come home this coming weekend.

Video production projects are lame as fuck.

Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:19:09 GMT

Part of my first written submission in script writing class. About a guy Drew with a split personality of a sociopath called Smiley ( smiley is the guy talking in the piece). Can't WAIT for when they let us write full scripts.

Have you ever heard the story of Oedipus? Killed his father, fucked his mother, tore his

eyes out in disgust? Great little yarn if you haven’t heard it yet. I have a similar story, not

so much about incest, but more so...disgust. You see Drew was real angry this one

night, going on about committing suicide and ending it all ( it’s a habit of his). Usually

he’s all talk but this one time the bastard actually pulled the trigger, and guess what? No

bullets! So he gets all in a rage and punches this mirror. Now I’m taken a back by this

weird pain. So I say to Drew “ show me you’re hand”. “ What?” he replies, and I repeat

again “ show me your hand”. So he brings it up and the damn thing is perfectly fine, not

a scratch. And I look down at my hand...and I look at Drew’s hand, and my hand is

completely torn up, blood, glass, the works. You see, that’s when I finally figured it out.

I’m not Drew’s split personality...he’s mine. My own mind is scared of itself, so it created

Drew, and told itself that he was the good guy, and that I was just some crazy defect in

his head. That’s the real reason Oedipus tore out his eyes. Because, he couldn’t stand

what he saw in himself.

Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:56:20 GMT

Booze, coffee, late nights, near fist fights, near evictions, destroyed lounges, drunken shit talking, a thousand fucking tattoo stories, thousand more Lucky cans littering the hallways, and having classes with some of the coolest teachers ever= college thus far.

I'll be back in the dirty shwa not this weekend but the next depending on my workload. Any and all people still residing there need to come hang out.

Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:11:34 GMT

Miss you fuckers. Be back soon.

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 19:38:45 GMT

College fucking rules.

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:30:04 GMT

Joe:

Come get your wallet tonight. No one will be home til at least 5. Come after that.

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:37:19 GMT

I'm not terribly impressed by The Kings of Nuthin's new material.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:18:07 GMT

I leave for Toronto in 4 days. Dorm sluts and keggers here I come.

I bought a mac book pro, and a snobby carrying bag. I plan to just carry the empty bag around most days to prove to people that I am in fact vastly superior to them in hipness. I thought about maybe carrying a starbucks late, and wearing sweater vests, but I think my body may start rejecting itself.

Dexter Season 2 plus a pot of coffee= good way to spend a wednesday night.

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:18:50 GMT

Facts of life from Jordan Denomy:

Lesson 1- Frat boys

Apparently if a group of Frat Boys confront you, outnumber you 5 to 1, and you still stand your ground face to face with them, and leave because all they want to do is talk shit to you and not have the balls to throw a punch that makes you a " bitch".

Guelph was fun until bar sluts, and prep boys decided to come where they didn't belong. I still laugh that despite what they thought I did no one threw a punch at me.

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:37:41 GMT

Jordan Denomy has a G2. May God have mercy on us all.

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:55:10 GMT

It's slowly dawning on me that I will be moving into residence in three weeks. If I come back as a sandal wearing, shag haired sporting, " guy looking for a good time" please kick my ass.

I have come to the conclusion that I may be intimidating to people in rez, and thus want to let them know that I am in fact an approachable fun guy. I'm thinking Hawaiin shirts?

A new girl started at work today. She is ugly. Morale has never been lower.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:37:32 GMT

For those of you limp wristed mongoloids that either don't have facebook, or go on this more for some reason. Deck party. My place. Sunday night. Be there.

P.S. My deck is bigger then your deck. That is all.

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:54:53 GMT

Apparently getting knocked up at 21 is all the rage now. It's good to see they are excited about it though, otherwise the reality will set in and they will become crippled with depression when they realize their lives are over. WHOO HOO! I'M PREGNANT! I wasn't really into that whole " hopes and dreams" thing anyway.

I learned a lot of things last night. Mainly that Joe is impervious to choke holds, and elevated driveways will always thwart my drunken dashes to get shotgun.

Orono is a really nice town. Aside from strange young kids with dread locks. If you let your son get dreadlocks, you have failed as a parent.

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:23:16 GMT

The Dark Knight wrecked my shit.

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:40:34 GMT

Work continues to kick my ass. That is all.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:22:16 GMT

Dear Durham Region Transit. Fuck you. Fuck the retarded 15 cent fair increase you just put in place ( what slack jawed retard came up with the number 15 as the rate? Who picks an odd number as a fair increase that doesnt have a montary coin attached to it? Ie a quarter). Now I have to carry 15 cents on me every bus ride you snivelling fucks! I see your game. Who do you know that carries exactly 15 cents? I don't care if I have to pistol whip small children I'm not giving you a god damn cent over that you fat cat bastards!

Know what's REALLY unattractive? Girls that have untoned/ flabby legs that decide to wear shorts that barely cover their ass. Whoever made plus sized booty shorts should be killed. Just because they make booty shorts in your size, doesn't mean they don't make men want to gouge out their eyes out with rusty nails at the sight of them.

I hate when guys call girls a 10. I've seen a 9.5 but thats about it. BUT JORDAN I SEE 10's ALL THE TIME! Unless I can't stare directly at a girl without taking out innocent pedestrians with my flag pole of a hard on then the girl isn't a ten.

Half sleeve finished in one week. Sweeeeet.

Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:28:41 GMT

You see the problem with a lot of vegiterians is that they live in this dillusional fairy-tale world where they are immortal. Fuck the holy grail, fuck the fountain of youth,the jokes on us people it's cabbage. You always get this know it all mother fucker who looks like he just escaped from a taiwanese death camp to bring you an important self help guilt trip about meat. " You meat eaters are gonna die! People who eat meat die before people who are vegiterians" Not if they get hit by a bus. Last time I checked, lightning, car accidents, tornados, anureysums, cancer, bullets, serial killers, explosions, electricity, and last but not least carnnivourus fucking animals, didn't give a shit if you eat hot dogs or tofu mother fucker.

The only real way eating meat factors into an earlier death is if a guy eating a hamburger gets run down by a bus being driven by a god damn cow.

Theres a guy at my work that I'm convinced I'll one day see on the news with a massive hooker grave in his cellar.

I need plans for Canada Day.

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 16:29:13 GMT

Coffee Times definition of a " Jumbo coffee" is most dissapointing.

I went to drivers ed last night and was surrounded by metal heads and this douche bag that felt if no one laughed at his humorless jokes the first time they would if he repeated them over and over again.

How do you thank someone who has let you into a heavy lane of traffic?

RAM HIM!

What do you do guys?

RAM HIM!

HAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKIN HILARIOUS ASSWIPE! YOU NOTICE HOW NO ONE IS LAUGHING? IT'S BECAUSE YOU AREN'T FUNNY. SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO YOUR DAY JOB OF BEING A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHY ABORTIONS KICK ASS.

I am finishing off my right sleeve in about three weeks. People need to realize you can in fact have a full sleeve that doesn't cover ever inch of skin on your entire arm. Just because you have shitty lotus flowers doesn't mean you are an expert on tattoos.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:33:01 GMT

I make love like a hero.

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:04:21 GMT

First, and second degree burns, and a week off of work. I still say it was worth it.